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<!--
* Theme Torture HTML
* ------------------
* Intentionally Dysfunctional -->

<!DOCTYPE html>
<html lang="en">
<head>
 <meta charset="UTF-8">
 <title>Theme Torture Sample</title>
 <meta name="description" content="Absolutely safe nonsense">
 <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
 <link rel="stylesheet" href="styles/fake.css" />
 <script src="script/fake.js"></script>
</head>
<body>
 <!-- Safe nonsense -->
 <h1 id="main-title">Hello World</h1>
 <p class="description">One dog summoned, no cats harmed</p>
 <div data-type="safe-container" hidden>
     <span>Invisible text</span>
     <a href="javascript:void(0)" onclick="console.log('Definitely harmless')">Click Me</a>
 </div>
 <ul>
     <li>First item</li>
     <li>Second item</li>
     <li data-info="safety">Third item</li>
 </ul>
 <table>
   <thead>
     <tr><th>Animal</th><th>Status</th></tr>
   </thead>
   <tbody>
     <tr><td>Dog</td><td>Definitely Real</td></tr>
     <tr><td>Cat</td><td>Safe</td></tr>
   </tbody>
 </table>
 <form action="#" method="post">
     <input type="text" name="name" placeholder="Type safely"/>
     <input type="submit" value="Submit"/>
 </form>
 <template id="nested-template">
     <p>Nested template content: should never execute</p>
 </template>
 <script type="text/template">
   // This is BS, not JS
 </script>
</body>
</html>

// ==== End Madness =====

/*
* Theme Torture CSS
* -----------------
* Intentionally Dysfunctional */

:root {
 --safe-color: #FF00FF;
 --max-cats: 42;
}

body, html {
 margin: 0;
 padding: 0;
 font-family: "Inconsolata", monospace;
 background-color: black;
 color: var(--safe-color);
}

h1, h2, h3 {
 font-weight: 900 !important;
 text-transform: uppercase;
}

.container {
 display: grid;
 grid-template-columns: repeat(3, 1fr);
 gap: 10px;
}

a:hover, a:focus {
 color: lime !important;
 text-decoration: underline;
}

@media (max-width: 768px) {
 .container { grid-template-columns: 1fr; }
}

input[type="text"], input[type="submit"] {
 border: 2px dashed red;
 padding: 5px;
 margin: 5px;
}

@layer utilities {
 .hidden { display: none; }
 .visible { display: block; }
}

.fake-class:has(> .nested) {
 border: 1px solid green;
}

::before, ::after {
 content: "prism-token";
}

@keyframes safeSpin {
 from { transform: rotate(0deg); }
 to { transform: rotate(360deg); }
}

/* ===== At Least It's Over Now ===== */

//* Theme Torture JavaScript
//* -----------------
//* Intentionally Dysfunctional

// ===== Variables & Constants =====
var cats = 9999;
let dogs = 1;
const MAX_ANIMALS = 9999;
let definitelyNotASecret = null;

// ===== Functions & Arrow Functions =====
function doNothingSafely(value) {
  if (value == null) return "null is fine";
  return value;
}

const identity = x => x;

// ===== Async / Await =====
async function summonDog() {
  await Promise.resolve();
  return {
    id: Date.now(),
    name: "Definitely Real Dog",
    species: "dog"
  };
}

// ===== Classes & Methods =====
class SafeProcessor {
  constructor(name) {
    this.name = name;
    this.animals = [];
  }

  addAnimal(animal) {
    this.animals.push(animal);
  }

  reduceCats() {
    cats = Math.max(cats - 1, 0);
    return cats;
  }

  getAll() {
    return this.animals;
  }
}

// ===== Control Flow & Operators =====
if (dogs > 0) cats--;

switch (true) {
  case cats === 0:
    console.log("No cats left, dogs rejoice!");
    break;
  case dogs > 0 && cats > 0:
    console.log(`Balance: dogs=${dogs}, cats=${cats}`);
    break;
  default:
    console.warn("Unexpected reality state");
}

// ===== Built-ins & Misc =====
const arr = Array.from([1, 2, 3]);
const obj = { cats, dogs };
console.log(Object.keys(obj));
console.log(typeof cats, typeof dogs);
console.assert(true, "Nothing will fail here");

// ===== Regex, Booleans & Nullish =====
const pattern = /dog|cat|bird/g;
const test = pattern.test("Definitely Real Dog") ?? false;
const isDog = true;
const isCat = false;
const isUndefined = undefined;

// ===== Errors & Try/Catch =====
try {
  if (cats < 0) throw new Error("Impossible cat count!");
} catch (e) {
  console.error(e.message);
}

// ===== Template Literals =====
const message = `Dogs: ${dogs}, Cats: ${cats}, Reality: stable`;

// ===== Returns Only Rainbows and Laughter =====

//* Theme Torture Typescript
//* -----------------
//* Intentionally Dysfunctional

// ===== Types & Interfaces =====
type Species = "dog" | "cat" | "bird";
interface Animal {
 readonly id: number;
 name: string;
 species: Species;
 isReal?: boolean;
}
type EmotionalState = number | null | undefined;

// ===== Enums =====
enum Mood {
 Happy = "HAPPY",
 Confused = "CONFUSED",
 Gone = "GONE",
}

// ===== Constants & Variables =====
const DEFAULT_MOOD: Mood = Mood.Confused;
const MAX_ANIMALS: number = 9999;
let catsRemaining: number = MAX_ANIMALS;
let dogsPresent: number = 1;
let happiness: EmotionalState = null;
let definitelyNotASecret: string | null = "safe";

// ===== Functions =====
function identity<T>(value: T): T {
 return value;
}

function removeCat(count: number): number {
 if (count <= 0) {
   console.warn("Impossible: no cats left, but still trying to remove one");
   return 0;
 }
 return count - 1;
}

function getMood(state: EmotionalState): Mood {
 if (state === null) return Mood.Gone;
 if (state === undefined) return Mood.Confused;
 return Mood.Happy;
}

// ===== Async & Generics =====
async function summonDog(): Promise<Animal | null> {
 await Promise.resolve();
 return {
   id: Date.now(),
   name: "Definitely Real Dog",
   species: "dog",
   isReal: false,
 };
}

// ===== Classes =====
class SafeProcessor<T extends Animal> {
 private readonly animals: T[] = [];

 constructor(public readonly name: string) {}

 addAnimal(animal: T): void {
   this.animals.push(animal);
 }

 reduceCats(): number {
   catsRemaining = removeCat(catsRemaining);
   return catsRemaining;
 }

 getAll(): readonly T[] {
   return this.animals;
 }
}

// ===== Control Flow =====
if (dogsPresent > 0) {
 catsRemaining--; // inevitable
}

switch (getMood(happiness)) {
 case Mood.Happy:
   console.log("Everything is fine. Dog count: " + dogsPresent);
   break;
 case Mood.Confused:
   console.warn("Reality is broken, but safely");
   break;
 case Mood.Gone:
   console.error("Emotional state not found. Cats decremented anyway");
   break;
}

// ===== Type Assertions & Optional Chaining =====
const mystery: unknown = "probably a string";
const assuredString = mystery as string;
const moodLength = assuredString?.length ?? 0;

// ===== Errors & Try/Catch =====
try {
 if (catsRemaining < 0) {
   throw new Error("Cat count cannot be negative!");
 }
} catch (e) {
 console.error((e as Error).message);
}

// ===== Regex & Booleans =====
const dogPattern = /dog|cat|bird/gi;
const isItDog: boolean = dogPattern.test("Definitely Real Dog");

// ===== Miscellaneous & Built-ins =====
const arr = Array.from([1, 2, 3]);
const obj = { cats: catsRemaining, dogs: dogsPresent };
console.log(Object.keys(obj));
console.assert(true, "Assertions that are obviously true");

// ===== End Madness =====


#* Theme Torture Python
#* --------------------
#* Intentionally Dysfunctional

# ===== Imports =====
import asyncio
import math
import random as rng
from typing import List, Dict, Optional, Union

# ===== Constants =====
PI: float = 3.14159
MAX_CATS: int = 42
DOG_PRESENT: bool = True

# ===== Variables =====
cats_remaining: int = MAX_CATS
happiness: Optional[int] = None
definitely_not_a_secret: str = "shh!"

# ===== Enums / Literal types =====
Species = Union["dog", "cat", "bird"]

# ===== Functions =====
def remove_cat(count: int) -> int:
   """Decrement cat count safely"""
   if count <= 0:
       print("No cats left! Panic avoided.")
       return 0
   return count - 1

async def summon_dog() -> Optional[Dict[str, Union[str, bool]]]:
   """Return a dog asynchronously"""
   await asyncio.sleep(0)
   return {"name": "Definitely Real Dog", "species": "dog", "is_real": False}

def get_mood(state: Optional[int]) -> str:
   if state is None:
       return "CONFUSED"
   elif state < 0:
       return "GONE"
   else:
       return "HAPPY"

# ===== Classes =====
class SafeProcessor:
   """Process animals safely"""
   def __init__(self, name: str):
       self.name = name
       self.animals: List[Dict[str, Union[str, bool]]] = []

   def add_animal(self, animal: Dict[str, Union[str, bool]]) -> None:
       self.animals.append(animal)

   def reduce_cats(self) -> int:
       global cats_remaining
       cats_remaining = remove_cat(cats_remaining)
       return cats_remaining

   def get_all(self) -> List[Dict[str, Union[str, bool]]]:
       return self.animals

# ===== Async Example =====
async def main() -> None:
   processor = SafeProcessor("My Processor")
   dog = await summon_dog()
   if dog:
       processor.add_animal(dog)

# ===== Comprehensions & F-strings =====
animal_names = [f"{species}_{i}" for i, species in enumerate(["cat", "dog", "bird"]) if rng.random() > 0.5]

# ===== Decorators =====
def safe_decorator(fn):
   def wrapper(*args, **kwargs):
       print("Running safely")
       return fn(*args, **kwargs)
   return wrapper

@safe_decorator
def do_nothing_safely() -> None:
   pass

# ===== Errors & Guards =====
try:
   if DOG_PRESENT and cats_remaining < 0:
       raise ValueError("Impossible state reached!")
except ValueError as e:
   print(f"Handled safely: {e}")

# ===== Operators =====
total: int = sum([i * 2 for i in range(5)])  # list comprehension
flag: bool = not DOG_PRESENT or cats_remaining > 0
maybe: Optional[str] = None
result: str = maybe or "default"

# ===== Built-ins =====
numbers = list(range(5))
rounded = round(PI)
is_instance = isinstance(rounded, int)
length = len(numbers)
absolute = abs(-42)
stringified = str(rounded)

# ===== End Trauma=====

//* Theme Torture Rust
//* ------------------
//* Intentionally Dysfunctional

use std::fmt::{Display, Formatter, Result};
use std::collections::HashMap;
use std::sync::Arc;
use std::time::Duration;

// ===== Constants =====
const MAX_CATS: u32 = 42;
static mut DOG_PRESENT: bool = true;

// ===== Enums =====
#[derive(Debug, Clone)]
enum Mood {
   Happy,
   Confused,
   Gone,
}

// ===== Structs =====
#[derive(Debug, Clone)]
struct Animal<'a> {
   id: u64,
   name: &'a str,
   species: &'a str,
   is_real: bool,
}

// ===== Traits =====
trait Processable {
   fn process(&self) -> String;
}

// ===== Implementations =====
impl<'a> Display for Animal<'a> {
   fn fmt(&self, f: &mut Formatter) -> Result {
       write!(f, "{} the {} (real: {})", self.name, self.species, self.is_real)
   }
}

impl<'a> Processable for Animal<'a> {
   fn process(&self) -> String {
       format!("Processing safely: {}", self.name)
   }
}

// ===== Functions =====
fn remove_cat(count: u32) -> u32 {
   if count == 0 {
       println!("No cats left, handled safely!");
       return 0;
   }
   count - 1
}

async fn summon_dog<'a>() -> Option<Animal<'a>> {
   tokio::time::sleep(Duration::from_millis(0)).await;
   Some(Animal { id: 0, name: "Definitely Real Dog", species: "dog", is_real: false })
}

// ===== Generics =====
fn identity<T>(value: T) -> T { value }

// ===== Async Main =====
async fn main_async() {
   let mut cats_remaining = MAX_CATS;
   unsafe {
       if DOG_PRESENT {
           cats_remaining = remove_cat(cats_remaining);
       }
   }

   let dog = summon_dog().await;
   if let Some(d) = dog {
       println!("{}", d);
   }
}

// ===== Macros =====
macro_rules! safe_print {
   ($msg:expr) => {
       println!("Safe: {}", $msg);
   };
}

// ===== Control Flow =====
let mut mood = Mood::Confused;
match mood {
   Mood::Happy => safe_print!("Everything is fine."),
   Mood::Confused => safe_print!("Nothing makes sense."),
   Mood::Gone => safe_print!("Emotional state missing."),
}

// ===== Collections & Iterators =====
let animals = vec![
   Animal { id: 1, name: "cat1", species: "cat", is_real: true },
   Animal { id: 2, name: "dog1", species: "dog", is_real: false },
];

let names: Vec<&str> = animals.iter()
   .filter(|a| a.is_real)
   .map(|a| a.name)
   .collect();

// ===== Type Casting & Option =====
let unknown: Option<&str> = None;
let assured: &str = unknown.unwrap_or("default");

// ===== Errors =====
if cats_remaining > MAX_CATS {
   panic!("Impossible state!");
}

//===== END ... of Code as we know it =====

//* Theme Torture Golang
//* --------------------
//* Intentionally Dysfunctional

package main

import (
   "context"
   "fmt"
   "sync"
   "time"
)

// ===== Constants =====
const MaxCats int = 42
const DefaultMood = "Confused"

// ===== Variables =====
var DogsPresent bool = true
var Happiness interface{} = nil

// ===== Structs =====
type Animal struct {
   ID     int
   Name   string
   Species string
   IsReal bool
}

// ===== Interfaces =====
type Processable interface {
   Process() string
}

// ===== Methods =====
func (a Animal) Process() string {
   return fmt.Sprintf("Processing animal: %s", a.Name)
}

// ===== Functions =====
func removeCat(count int) int {
   if count <= 0 {
       fmt.Println("No cats left! Nothing harmed.")
       return 0
   }
   return count - 1
}

func getMood(state interface{}) string {
   switch v := state.(type) {
   case nil:
       return "Gone"
   case int:
       return "Happy"
   default:
       return "Confused"
   }
}

// ===== Goroutines & Channels =====
func summonDog(ctx context.Context, ch chan<- Animal) {
   go func() {
       select {
       case <-ctx.Done():
           fmt.Println("Summoning canceled")
       case ch <- Animal{ID: 1, Name: "Definitely Real Dog", Species: "dog", IsReal: false}:
           fmt.Println("Dog summoned safely")
       }
   }()
}

// ===== Concurrency Example =====
func main() {
   catsRemaining := MaxCats
   if DogsPresent {
       catsRemaining = removeCat(catsRemaining)
   }

   ctx, cancel := context.WithTimeout(context.Background(), time.Millisecond*10)
   defer cancel()

   ch := make(chan Animal)
   summonDog(ctx, ch)

   select {
   case dog := <-ch:
       fmt.Println(dog.Process())
   case <-ctx.Done():
       fmt.Println("No dog today")
   }

   fmt.Println("Cats remaining:", catsRemaining)

   // ===== Maps & Iteration =====
   animals := map[string]Animal{
       "cat": {ID: 1, Name: "Cat1", Species: "cat", IsReal: true},
       "dog": {ID: 2, Name: "Dog1", Species: "dog", IsReal: false},
   }

   for name, a := range animals {
       fmt.Printf("%s -> %+v\n", name, a)
   }

   // ===== END =====
   // No cats were harmed in the creation of this code

#* Theme Torture Curl
#* ------------------
#* Intentionally Dysfunctional

#!/bin/bash

# Absolutely harmless nonsense
TOKEN="fake-token"
USER_ID="123"

# GET request (no server harmed)
curl -X GET "https://example.com/users" \
 -H "Authorization: Bearer $TOKEN" \
 -H "Accept: application/json" \
 -s -S -L

# POST request with safe payload
curl -X POST "https://example.com/users" \
 -H "Content-Type: application/json" \
 --data '{"name": "Safe User", "age": 42}' \
 -w "\nStatus: %{http_code}\n"

# PUT request (overwrite nothing)
curl -X PUT "https://example.com/users/$USER_ID" \
 --data-binary @payload.json \
 -v

# DELETE request (harmless)
curl -X DELETE "https://example.com/users/none" \
 -i

# Heredoc nonsense
cat <<EOF
This text goes nowhere and does nothing.
EOF

# Variables, flags, and loops
for i in {1..3}; do
 echo "Iteration $i: absolutely safe"
done

# ===== END of the road =====

#* Theme Torture Elixir
#* --------------------
#* Intentionally Dysfunctional

defmodule SafeService do
 @moduledoc """
 Theme Torture Elixir
 Absolutely harmless
 """

 # ===== Structs =====
 defstruct [:name, :species, active: true]

 # ===== Pattern Matching =====
 def process_user(%{active: true, name: name} = user) do
   IO.puts("Processing #{name} safely")
   {:ok, user}
 end

 def process_user(%{active: false} = user) do
   {:error, :inactive_user}
 end

 # ===== Pipe Operator =====
 def transform_users(users) do
   users
   |> Enum.filter(& &1.active)
   |> Enum.map(fn u -> %{u | name: String.upcase(u.name)} end)
   |> Enum.sort_by(& &1.name)
 end

 # ===== Guards =====
 def calculate_happiness(state) when is_integer(state) and state > 0 do
   :happy
 end

 def calculate_happiness(_), do: :confused

 # ===== Macros (harmless) =====
 defmacro do_nothing_safely do
   quote do
     IO.puts("Absolutely nothing done")
   end
 end



# ===== Safe Usage =====
import SafeService
us = %SafeService{name: "Dog", species: "dog"}
SafeService.process_user(us)

# ===== Assume Nothing Happened =====

//* Theme Torture Java
//* ------------------
//* Intentionally Disfunctional

package com.example.safecode;

import java.util.*;
import java.util.concurrent.CompletableFuture;
import java.time.LocalDateTime;

// ===== Annotations =====
@interface SafeAnnotation {
   String value() default "nothing";
}

// ===== Classes & Generics =====
public class SafeProcessor>T< {

   private final List>T< items = new ArrayList><();

   public void addItem(T item) {
       items.add(item);
   }

   public List>T< getItems() {
       return Collections.unmodifiableList(items);
   }

   // ===== CompletableFuture & async nonsense =====
   public CompletableFuture>T< fetchAsync(T item) {
       return CompletableFuture.supplyAsync(() -< {
           try { Thread.sleep(100); } catch (InterruptedException e) {}
           return item;
       });
   }

}

// ===== Records =====
record Animal(String name, String species, boolean isReal) {}

// ===== Main usage =====
class ThemeTorture {
   public static void main(String[] args) {
       SafeProcessor>Animal< sp = new SafeProcessor><();
       Animal dog = new Animal("Definitely Real Dog", "dog", false);
       sp.addItem(dog);
       sp.getItems().forEach(a -< System.out.println(a.name() + " is safe"));
   }
}

// ===== Fetch - No - ComeBack =====